FIRST VOTE
3 votes against
Castaways voting against Adric
3 votes against
Castaways voting against Tlotoxl
"My vote is for God-boy," says the Rani. "It's time this tribe lost some dead weight."
"I cast my vote for Adric," Leela declares. "I believe he tries to look down my furs, and this is very irritating."
"I still think Tlotoxl is trying to eat," says Adric as he scribbles down his vote.
When all the ballots are cast, Jeff announces "I'll go tally the votes." He leaves and returns momentarily with the ornate cask into which they all deposited their choices.
"First vote... Tlotoxl.
"Second vote... Tlotoxl.
"Third vote... Adric.
"Fourth vote... Adric. That's two votes for Adric and two votes for Tlotoxl.
"Fifth vote... Tlotoxl.
"Sixth vote... Adric. That's three votes each for Adric and Tlotoxl, which means we finish with a tie. Now, as much as I'd like to kick you both out, that would be against the rules so the other four will have to revote."
While the Voting Booth is being reset, the burgeoning Alliance -- the Monk, the Rani, Davros and Leela -- has a quick conversation, and then they head one by one to vote. Once they're done, Jeff again retrieves the cask.
"First vote... Tlotoxl.
"Second vote... Tlotoxl.
"Third vote... Tlotoxl. The last vote doesn't matter. Tlotoxl, bring me your torch."
Jeff snuffs out Tlotoxl's torch. "The tribe has spoken. It's time to go."
Muttering something about bringing down the curse of the Aztec gods on his former tribemates, Tlotoxl steps onto the transmat platform and disappears.
"I want to thank the Gods for the opportunity I'm sure will come soon to smite my enemies.
"I want to thank the Gods for the sun in the sky.
"I want to thank the Gods for the running water.
"I want to thank the Gods for the ground beneath my feet.
"I want to thank the Gods for this excellent ceremonial make-up that doesn't irritate my skin.
"I want to thank the Gods for green M&Ms. Just the greens ones, mind you.
"I want to thank the Gods for... [editor's note: this continues for about three hours; you get the idea]
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Castaways voting against Tlotoxl |
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Castaways voting against Tlotoxl |
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