WHOvivor Tribal Council 9

by Shannon Patrick Sullivan

One by one, the WHOvivors approach the Voting Booth of Rassilon.

"Liz has not done a thing since the tribes merged," says Leela. "That is why I vote for her expulsion."

"Ben's reverse-alphabet strategy is really getting on my nerves," mutters Liz. "Especially since it's going to reach me soon. He's gone."

"C'mon, Be, you can do this. She's not that scary. Remember the good ol' reverse alphabet strategy. She won't hurt you. Okay. I'm voting... for... the Rani!" Ben deposits his vote and races back to his seat. When all the ballots are cast, Jeff announces "I'll go tally the votes." He leaves and returns momentarily with the ornate cask into which they all deposited their choices.

"First vote... Ben.

"Second vote... Rani."

She casts an evil eye at Ben, who cowers behind Peri.

"Third vote... Liz.

"Fourth vote... Liz. That's two votes for Liz and one each for Ben and the Rani.

"Fifth vote... Monk. "Sixth vote... Liz.

"Seventh vote... Ben. That's three for Liz and two for Ben.

"Eighth vote... Monk. Liz, bring me your torch."

Jeff snuffs out Liz's torch. "The tribe has spoken. It's time to go."

Liz steps onto the transmat platform and vanishes.

Liz's Final Words

"Well, I just got booted off and I'm a little disappointed, of course. I guess I felt vulnerable anyway, but deep in my mind I honestly thought they wouldn't to vote me off. I've proven I'm a crucial part of the team, but those are the breaks. Now they'll probably all starve anyway.

"Oh well, I got a trip to a planet I've never seen before. I've seen remarkable alien lifeforms. I've contracted an entirely new disease that's probably destroyed my short-term memory forever.

"Oh well, I got a trip to a planet I've never seen before. I've seen remarkable alien lifeforms. I've contracted an entirely new disease that's probably destroyed my short-term memory forever.

"Oh well, I got a trip to a planet I've never seen before. I've seen remarkable alien lifeforms. I've contracted an entirely new disease that's probably destroyed my short-term memory forever.

"Oh well, I got a trip to a planet I've never seen before. I've seen remarkable alien lifeforms. I've contracted an entirely new disease that's probably destroyed my short-term memory forever.

"Oh well, I got a trip to a planet I've never seen before. I've seen remarkable alien lifeforms. I've contracted an entirely new disease that's probably destroyed my short-term memory forever.

"Did I already say that?"

Voting

3 votes against

Castaways voting against Liz

2 votes against

Castaways voting against Ben

2 votes against

Castaways voting against the Monk

1 vote against

Castaways voting against the Rani

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